#298: Garbage In, Garbage Out

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

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Politics, News, Comedy

4.7 • 680 Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2020

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

1- Who Won? Who Knows?

2- We closed Trump U. How is the Electoral College still open?

3- Rain, snow, sleet, & hail? YES. Ballots? NO.

4- More states legalize much needed weed

5- Even in California racism wins, again.

6- Same senate, different day.

7- The militia is illegal. Someone tell law enforcement!

8- Kanye! Say it ain’t so!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. I want to welcome you to episode 298 of my podcast, who's paying attention,
0:23.8	and we will just open this one with, wow. Okay, so you know ExpressVPN is a sponsor of the podcast,
0:33.7	and you go to ExpressVPN.com slash alonzo boden to sign up and they will protect you
0:43.9	from the internet from being tracked from being bombed et cetera et cetera and you need it because
0:52.7	we are living in a time of insanity.
0:56.9	Okay, statistics.
0:59.2	Right now, it is 2 p.m. on November 4th, the day after election day.
1:04.7	The AP poll I'm looking at shows Biden ahead by 248 electoral votes to Trump's 214. Now, surprisingly, some states
1:21.6	has flipped. The one that I'm so happy to see is Arizona. I love that because I love Arizona. I love the desert. And now I can
1:32.7	actually go there because it is blue. Last night, I didn't know what the hell was going on
1:40.2	with Michigan and Wisconsin, but they look like they're going blue.
1:45.8	Well, it shows, I'm looking at the AP map.
1:47.9	It shows Wisconsin is blue.
1:49.9	Michigan's light blue, which means it's leaning toward blue.
1:54.4	Obviously, Florida, North Carolina, Florida's lost, Florida's red, North Carolina, and Pennsylvania, still up for grabs.
2:05.2	And we all know why these places are up for grabs. It is the mail-in ballots. We have so many
2:15.1	ballots to be counted. You know, last night, and I'm going to tell you right now,
2:19.2	I had given up. I still don't know if I'm back, but as of last night, I just figured it's
2:26.6	going to be close and close was not going to do it. I said before this election that I wanted
2:32.8	to see the Democrats, if they were going to win, they had to
2:35.5	win big because it's like playing basketball five on seven because you're playing against the
2:40.3	other five players, but you're also playing against the two referees, which would be the courts.
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