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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#297: Next Week Is Exhausting

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Politics, News, Comedy

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2020

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

1- Die for dear leader, or at least hospitalized. 

2- Trump Office of Science?

3- Daddy Putin gives baby hands a talking to

4- Handmaiden on Supreme Court 

5- Bring your gun to the polls: what could go wrong?

6- Smaller gub’mint unless it’s my gub’mint

7- Say his name, Walter Wallace Jr, again

8- Dodgers win the series 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, live from Portland, where there are no secret cops to get me and the weather is suitably cloudy and damp.

0:25.7

It's Alonzo with episode 297 of my podcast, Who's Paying Attention?

0:31.9

I thank you for listening.

0:33.3

I hope you're safe wherever you are, warm wherever you are, dry wherever you are, not getting

0:40.6

hurricaneed on wherever you are. The weather is getting a little crazy, getting real.

0:48.9

Summer's definitely over. And, you know, the best tweet I've read this week came from Ava DuVernay, the director,

1:01.3

and she tweeted, today it's Friday. By the way, she tweeted, next week sure is exhausting.

1:19.6

So, yeah, as we know Tuesday will be election day right now they're still saying that that Biden's ahead in the polls I've heard numbers as high as 12 points as you know

1:25.6

I'm very skeptical of those numbers. I have hope, but I remember the last

1:33.5

election. So there's been the difference with this election is there have been so many people

1:40.5

voting early, whether they're standing in line. And again, thank you all for doing that.

1:45.9

In New York, apparently Paul Rudd, the actor, was out handing out cookies to people waiting in line

1:51.5

to vote. And my friend Faith Saley, who I do wait, wait, and I will be on this weekend with her

1:59.1

doing Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me me on NPR escorted a woman a

2:03.3

hundred and four years old hundred four and a half to vote and that that they let her go to

2:10.5

the front of the line and vote and she came out and everybody cheered for and the interesting thing she's a hundred four and a half

2:19.3

imagine you were in that line and you were like a hundred and three and nobody cares because

2:24.6

somebody showed up who's a hundred and four and a half no i think that's fantastic and faith is a

2:31.7

fantastic person so i'm happy that she did that and helped with that.

2:36.0

So, yeah, so what's going on?

2:39.0

Well, you know, Trumpy's out holding rallies.

2:43.0

And before he was just, dear leader was just trying to kill his followers by not wearing masks and not social distancing and so on.

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