What's happening? Nothing. It's just I think a furry snuck in and then he's

scratching. What's a furry? What's a furry? A furry's simply just someone who likes to dress up

like an animal with human characteristics. It's a form of role play. It's huge. Yeah, that's great.

Yeah, but then the scratching thing you said. What does that? Scratching is simply light

scratching or grooming. It's a form of affection. A furry's love to do it. It's fun for them. Exactly.

We all do it. But I was in the other room and one of them kind of bumped into me. I thought

the guy was going from my wall, so I turned around real quick. It seemed different. Did he

yip or did he if he said skip and I said no, my name's buddy. Okay, he yipped. If he yipped, that means

hello. If he yiffs, if that happens, well then you got a problem. You know what might have been

if. Might have been if. Well, if it happens again, just go grouf. T-B-T-L.

So he's done a gig in the room again today? Oh, probably. Yeah. Well, you have to say something to him.

You don't look at any work done. Really? You don't think his idea of starting with the catch phrases

and working backwards is panning out? Nuts to you, McGillicuddy. Who ordered the winners?

Baby, baby, ribby, ribby. Oh my god, man. We have seen some ****. We had never seen before.

I was just calling to complain because I'm a middle school teacher and all day today I had

stuck in my head. Daddy, would you like some sausage? Well, you sure don't talk like a machine.

You better finish up that vacuuming. I'm going to have a hot mic in a minute. We're talking

Garamond today.

All right. Hello. Good morning and welcome everybody to a Thursday edition of T-B-T-L,

the show that just might be too beautiful to live. It is our turn. My name is Luke Furbank.

I am your host. I like turtles. Coming to you once again from the comfortable confines of the

Marriott City Center here in beautiful Minneapolis, Minnesota. And it is a beautiful Thursday

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