Whoa, is this the new cop here? It sure is Dennis. They installed it this morning.

Can't believe corporate actually listened to our request. Yep, I guess Christmas came early this year.

Just thing rules. It collates, staples pages, no more stapling by hand. Yeah, Santa should have wrapped it.

What? The printer. Santa should have wrapped it when he gave it early. Oh,

this is going to make our lives so much easier. I know. This is so much nicer than the old cop here. Yeah, I know and

Santa and all his elves must have worked so hard on it and then they gave it to us early.

It's a very nice printer, Tracy. Just make sure no one copies their rear end. Oh, that naughty old elf must be one mean bastard to give us this so early.

What? Did I stutter, Megan? Santa Claus. Okay, it looks like the printer has gotten everyone a little too excited. Of course it did. Everyone just go back to work.

I have never heard someone say so many wrong things one after the other consecutively in a row. If there is a better use for the internet, I haven't found it.

It's embarrassing and it's gross, but it's just kind of funny. This one was created from a wooden vase from Fajie. I'm sure what type of timber?

But it's a lady's bone for ladies. What do you say we go out and get some Carvelle? I got the time if you got the diapers.

Okay, here we go, everybody. Welcome to a Wednesday edition of TBT L the show. That just might be too beautiful to live.

Everything about them just makes me nervous. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. There's a Hidden Valley Ranch party in my mouth.

We are coming to you once again from a room at the Marriott City Center here in downtown and Minneapolis, Minnesota just steps from the Target Center and what else is out there? Let's see.

Well, I know that there's an Italian restaurant called Zelo that I have now eaten at, not once, but two nights in a row I was chastised mildly by the server last night for ordering the exact same meal.

And I mean, like, down to the same salad, the same amount of pepper on the vegetarian lasagna. The server was like when she found out that I was having the same thing.

As she applied the pepper, she said, did you have pepper on this last night? And I've never felt more basic. So anyway, welcome to the new character called Basic Burbank that I will be inhabiting while here in the Twin Cities.

We have a great show for you. It's episode 2966 in a collector series. I know I got the numbering off yesterday. I apologise. I skipped ahead by about 10 or so shows. I'm just an optimist that way, but now I realize the error of my way and we are on 2966. So that's what we're going with.

And it's going to be a fun program because I had one heck of an experience yesterday. Let the fun begin. I went to Paisley Park. That is right.

Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?

The late Prince, Prince's residence and studio space and creative Haven and all around aesthetically confusing location out in the absolute middle of nowhere, Minnesota.

So I'll give you a full report on how that went. Plus we have emails and emails and we have this guy long shorting co-bro of the show known for his drawings of tall ships.

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