#2973 All's Fair In Love And Chicken Wars

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 August 2019

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew announce the exciting venues for the upcoming TBTL tour! Plus, Miama Vice hits Bellingham in the form of cocaine bananas, and what in the heck is going on with the chicken sandwich wars?
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0:00.0	So let's fire up the Batman Mobile, go to a taco stand and eat some feelings, okay?
0:05.5	Okay, I just I think it's Batmobile, Batmobile, Batmobile, Batmobile, that's what I said,
0:13.4	Batmobile.
0:14.4	You're putting the mate, there's no man, it's just Batmobile, Batmobile, Batmobile,
0:18.6	Batmobile, drop the man, Batmobile, Batmobile, Batmobile, Batmobile,
0:25.8	T-T-T-T-B-T-M.
0:33.2	Guess what day it is, guess what day it is.
0:37.0	Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday.
0:41.0	You're singing that wrong.
0:42.0	How? I made it up.
0:43.2	Ladies and gentlemen, meatloaf cake with only 433 calories, 52 grams of protein, and only
0:49.6	5 kawar hydram.
0:51.2	You call hamburgers steamed hands.
0:53.6	Yes, it's a regional dialect.
0:55.6	This is not your mom's podcast.
0:57.6	This is too beautiful to live.
0:59.6	Were you just using a synthesizer?
1:01.6	Nope.
1:02.6	So you mean to tell me that all of those sounds were coming from your body?
1:06.6	Yup.
1:07.6	I'm the president of rap music, and I need to work with you right away.
1:17.6	Hello, good morning, and welcome everybody to a Friday edition of T-B-T-L.
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