I'm watching Syphilth. I'm like, he does right of those. How can I do those if I'm gonna be a comedian or a writer?

I don't even know how to write. Or a storyteller. I don't even know how to do stories at funny. Only a snow white one.

Syphilth, he does really good jokes and I can't do that much jokes because nobody laughs at me.

And I need someone to tweet me. We need to copy him so you need to print it off so I can do each word at a time when I need to memorize that.

So I can do each word at a time. He does right of those. How can I do those if I'm gonna be a comedian or a writer? I don't even know how to write.

I love these guys. They make funny with their mouths.

Well, I'll tell you one thing. I'm not even talking to John. That's spicy stuff.

I think the opposite of the best bits. And especially those kind of related to the obvious sexual tension between Luke and Andrew.

And I think that's a really important thing that you need to keep in the show.

If there's a better use for the internet, I haven't found it.

Alright, here we go everybody. Hi there. Welcome. Good morning. It's time for a Thursday edition of TBTL to show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Is it too early to finish sandwich?

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

Hi, everybody.

Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center. Perched the top Alabama hill in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City.

Bellingham got sunshine here on this Thursday morning. The sun is starting to break through the clouds over Lake Watcom.

We have a rare appearance from the pod dogs. I say, I say, what's up, though?

She is curled up on her bed behind me right here in the studio.

She didn't like to hang out in here very much. I think the sound of my voice when it comes to hosting this show.

It hits her wrong. And actually that puts her in step with the majority of the American people, honestly.

But she is here today, which is very exciting for me.

Is it possible? I threw a little bit of olives, cat food into Rudy's dog bed.

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