Hello and welcome to a brand new episode of the regular features podcast.

My name is Steve the Dick Ball Hogarty.

I don't give myself a horrible nickname.

I bullied myself.

Damn it.

I hate when that happens.

I was going to gloss over it.

I don't want you to wallow in how much you hate yourself?

I will fucking coat your balls in gloss.

This just before telling people my name because it's not all about you.

I'm John Blythe.

I'm Gavin Murphy.

And this is the podcast that is the same every week.

It's a comedy podcast about three friends who love to hang out.

Love to brush each of the teeth and hair in a big foamy triangle.

There's nothing I love more than clasping log between my knees and running my fingers through

his hair and saying, hmm, I'm going to brush this bad boy for you.

And you are often like, go on and then brush it. I literally said, I'm about to do that. I try to say that, but my mouth is full of your thighs. Yeah. Well, Gaff looks on, eagerly, because he knows his turn is next. He's not really hot all of a sudden. It's hot in this room, lads. It's summer. Guys, who's got features? Don't sudden it's hot in this room lads

it's summer

guys who's got features

don't play it on summer gaff

I've got a feature

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