Regular, regular, regular, regular features.

A regular, regular, regular features.

A regular regular features are regular features a show.

Hello, welcome to regular features.

The podcast is exactly the same every week.

It's always about robots.

It's always about robots.

It's always starring myself, Gavin Murphy, and Joe Scrabbles.

Hello.

Talking about nights out they've had with robots. Just two of us this week. Yeah. Like every week. Fuck. When does the pretend to stop? It's impossible to keep up. Right now. Yeah, just two of us this week. Nice little two-hander. Yeah, everyone else couldn asked. Logg is making sandwiches in his pub. Yes. He couldn't come because of sandwiches. Yeah. I'm annoyed that he didn't call him cobs. Yeah. What was that about? Was he sanitising it for us? Unless he is actually making sandwiches. But then wouldn't you call them sarnies? Yeah, that's a good point, actually, Log. He's fucked it. You liar. You posh prick. Steve is in France. Is he? Yeah. I didn't know where he was. Yeah, he's in France on holiday. All he kept saying was, I can't do the next week. And didn't say any reasons why. And it seemed grim, so I didn't want to ask. He's in France, and Matt is busy.

Is he?

I don't think we've had any, other than he's being busy.

He didn't tell us what he's doing, mysterious motherfucker.

What is he up to?

I'm going to get him.

Rinsing us, that's what he's doing.

But luckily, the two of us did something wicked and well worth talking about for at least half an hour.

Absolutely.

We went and done a little thing called Secret Cinema.

I said it then as if like an intro or something was going to happen.

But nothing all happened.

Edit that noise it. Yeah, we went to Secret Cinema, which if you don't know, readers, is... I mean, a lot of people don't like Secret Cinema. We talked about on this podcast before. A lot of people don't like paying money for immersive things. I suppose. Yeah, but that's because there's so many people at that event who don't get into it. And that's your problem. It's because you're a fridge. The feature that I did on it was basically going through the Facebook group when it all fell apart. Oh, yeah. I'd forgotten about that. I was reporting to people who were just gone insane about it. But yeah, we went, nothing fell apart. It's Blade Runner at the moment.

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