294: Rest Your Scabby Eyes

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2018

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Whomp? There it is. You did say you'd lost a Whomp, didn't you? Yeah, someone handed it in. Anyway if you want to know what's in this week's episode, Steve brings a skin complaint, and Log tries to get you off. Off to sleep, that is! Nothing sexy please, this is a polite podcast

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to regular features.
0:01.6	The podcast is exactly the same every single week.
0:04.1	My name is Gab Murphy and I started this as I was about to cough.
0:07.7	Why don't you cough now?
0:08.9	Oh, I talked over you coughing.
0:10.4	How bad podcasting.
0:12.7	No, it's good podcasting.
0:13.8	You should speak while Gav coughs.
0:15.6	In fact, we should all be coughing as the other people are speaking.
0:19.2	Carry on.
0:19.8	Get in your coughs while I'm filling good podcast air.
0:26.4	Now it's your suit to turn to cough while I say that I'm John Blythe and today I will be taking
0:32.1	you into Sleepyland with a lullaby feature for the ages.
0:37.2	And I will be...
0:39.6	Okay, the coughing thing is bad podcasting.
0:41.6	You're right.
0:41.9	Oh, yeah, yes, yeah, yeah.
0:42.7	That's really bad.
0:44.4	My feature this week is not about little thing I like to call,
0:49.0	and the medical professionals like to call dermatitis.
0:53.2	Wow.
0:58.0	Thank you. One last cough, for the repetition's sake, comedy, like that, yeah. And now let's get into it.
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