meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#294: Rooting for the Fly

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Politics, News, Comedy

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2020

⏱️ 13 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

1- VP debate: let’s get a ref.

2- That fly was doing what flies do

3- That militia is a gang

4- You’re charged with murder, uh... and fired.

5- No Nobel prize for you

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. I want to welcome you to episode 294 of my podcast, who's paying attention. I am recording

0:24.6

under somewhat strange circumstances this week. I'm in San Diego at rehearsal of the weekend jazz

0:32.5

show, Marcus Miller and the Saturday Night Band, which I'm also hosting. So I'm recording for my car in the parking lot while they practice music inside.

0:41.3

So if you hear some odd noises, that's what it is.

0:46.4

Also this weekend, I'm going to be part of the virtual Just for Laughs Comedy Fest,

0:51.3

which you can find at ha ha.com.

0:53.9

So I'll talk about it at the end but yeah I'm

0:56.2

doing a lot of virtual this weekend so let's get into the vice presidential debate um I'm pretty

1:02.7

sure you watched it maybe you did maybe you didn't wasn't as fiery or as ridiculous as the

1:08.4

presidential debate but still the moderator just can't handle the talking.

1:14.8

I mean, Pence was talking over Kamala Harris. I like at the end when they have a scorecard.

1:20.4

So he interrupted her 10 times. She interrupted him five times. And the moderator, the other thing the moderator couldn't do,

1:29.7

though, she couldn't shut Pence up. They're supposed to speak for two minutes. He would just keep

1:35.0

going and she didn't stop him. I don't know how they're going to do that. I, you know, have

1:41.0

somebody turn off the mic. That's what we do in comedy comedy you go

1:44.4

long they just shut off the mic that'll put an end to it but there may not be another debate

1:49.3

because uh trump's covid diagnosis they said the next debate between he and biden would have to be

1:59.2

virtual and trump says he's not doing a virtual debate.

2:03.3

So again, this feeds that conspiracy theory that this whole thing is, you know, time perfectly for Trump.

2:10.3

But anyway, get away from that, get back to the vice presidential debate.

2:14.0

Obviously, the big star in the debate was the fly.

2:17.3

There was a fly that landed on

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from All Things Comedy, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of All Things Comedy and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.