#293: Jesus Christ, He's Got The 'Rona
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
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4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 2 October 2020
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
1- Trump gets Covid… I think.
2- Debates? You ever played chess with a pigeon?!
3- 4 million people, 1 ballot box. No voter suppression here.
4- She went to Rhodes College so she’s a Rhodes scholar, next question.
5- Rode across the west. Flood, depression, hope, and funny.
6- Back to the virtual world
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. I want to welcome you to episode 293 in my podcast, who's paying attention. Now, |
| 0:24.8 | there's been a bombshell in the news tonight. So this podcast is going to be kind of all over the |
| 0:31.0 | place as far as order. But first things first, got to talk about it. trump has covid very interesting he posted it he posted |
| 0:41.3 | that he and milania trump have tested positive for covid interesting that the name has changed to |
| 0:48.5 | covid from china virus soon as he got it it was no longer China virus. Obviously, the news is going on and on. |
| 0:57.8 | Twitter is blowing up. The Dow has dropped. There's all kind of things going on. My initial reaction, |
| 1:06.8 | obviously, there's a poetic justice and, uh, yeah, okay, I don't wish bad on him. |
| 1:17.5 | I have no sympathy for him. That's my, that's my honest feeling. I don't wish bad. I have no |
| 1:23.6 | sympathy. Uh, we know that, you know, him getting the coronavirus means it's going to be the greatest |
| 1:32.1 | coronavirus of all times. |
| 1:33.8 | It'll be the best virus. |
| 1:35.2 | The biggest virus, it'll be a far better virus than Obama ever had. |
| 1:39.9 | And, yeah, we, please. |
| 1:56.9 | I, it's so I mean this is it's okay well it's a good thing hydrochloroxicine is as cheap as water yeah there's a little call back to the debates. I'm going to talk about the debates in a minute. But here's the thing. I'm not sure now. You know, initially when I heard it, it was like, wow. And of course, him being a no mask person and claiming the virus was fake and this and that. I don't know what's true. I'm going to be, I guess right now, |
| 2:20.3 | I'm one of those crazy conspiracy theorists, or at least I could believe the conspiracy theories |
| 2:26.3 | that he doesn't have it, that this is all a ploy to avoid the next debate. It avoids any |
| 2:32.5 | questions between now and the election, no news conferences. |
| 2:37.1 | He doesn't have to answer for any of these lies he told in the debate or any of that. |
| 2:41.1 | I mean, this is a great avoidance tactic, so maybe he doesn't have it. I don't know. |
| 2:47.3 | Here's the thing. It's the boy who cried wolf, right? After 20,000 lies in his presidency, |
| 2:54.8 | why do we automatically believe this when having this? Because again, this can all work out in his |
| 3:01.9 | favor, right? So he claims to be sick and then they do the 14 day quarantine or whatever and then he comes out and he's |
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