#295: A Handmaids Tale

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Politics, News, Comedy

4.7 • 680 Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2020

⏱️ 33 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

1- Sham Hearings

2- What if she were Muslim?

3- “She's a mom and a Marine.” EXACTLY.

4- Don't drop your ballot in the box

5- Vote Vote Vote. Drive’s 'em crazy.

6- Lakers win, LeBron wins

7- Watching Lewis Hamilton is watching history

8- Rona. Your bubble is not America, not even ‘merikkka.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden.
0:17.5	I want to welcome you to episode 295 of my podcast. Who's Paying Attention? Okay, look behind you.
0:27.7	You feel like you're being watched? Well, you are. Women call them creepers. You can feel
0:34.1	them watching you, but you're not sure. You know what an online creeper could be?
0:38.6	Your ISP.
0:39.7	That's right.
0:40.1	Your internet service provider, Comcast, Verizon, I have Spectrum, any of them are watching
0:47.9	you.
0:48.2	They know every click.
0:50.0	And that's why you need ExpressVPN.
0:53.5	ExpressVPN will put a stop to this.
0:56.5	It creates a secure encrypted tunnel between your device and the internet
1:00.6	so that your online activity can't be seen by anyone.
1:05.5	Creepers can't see where you're going online.
1:08.5	Nobody can.
1:10.0	Marketers, you know what it's like.
1:11.9	You get all these pop-up ads.
1:13.2	You get all this junk mail, spam.
1:16.2	Why?
1:16.7	Because they're watching you online.
1:18.6	They're watching your Wi-Fi.
1:20.1	They know what you're looking for, what you're looking up, and they use it to market.
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