294: Pipe Down the Passenger Seat
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 4 September 2024
⏱️ 94 minutes
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0:00 Get Tix to Our Livestream!
2:25 Divorce, Perfume, Pheromones
7:25 Bathroom Emergencies, Public Restrooms
25:08 Crushes, Teachers, High School
30:23 Church, Nobel Peace Prize, Pledge of Allegiance
35:54 Programmed by the System
46:52 Chill Parents vs Strict Parents
56:06 Living in the Moment
1:07:04 First Crushes, High School, Pick Up Artists
1:21:04 Sock Talk - Peeing on the Floor?
1:30:55 Secret Sock - Doing the Deed With a Toilet
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| 0:00.0 | Dude, teachers be teaching hammered. |
| 0:03.7 | Hammered. |
| 0:04.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:05.7 | All they do is point to a map, Lewis and Clark, and then they go throw up. |
| 0:09.2 | Guys, big news we are doing our first ever live broadcasted show and stream on |
| 0:20.7 | Moment House we are so excited. |
| 0:23.4 | House! |
| 0:24.4 | Oh! |
| 0:26.4 | Guys, we are going to have three massive guests, two of which... |
| 0:30.1 | Yeah, two of your favorites that we've had on before. |
| 0:33.0 | And one that is coming highly recommended from you guys? |
| 0:36.0 | I'm recommended from you guys. |
| 0:37.0 | And it's a live stream show. |
| 0:39.0 | So it's like we're going to be talking to you guys in the chat, |
| 0:41.0 | taking your audience suggestions. |
| 0:42.0 | We'll put your suggestions on Will Wheel, |
| 0:44.2 | Will, we'll spin the wheel. |
| 0:45.1 | I'm gonna be Hammer. |
| 0:46.2 | I'm gonna be Hammer. |
| 0:47.2 | It's a Thursday night, so he's on into the weekend. |
| 0:50.4 | And you can do it from the comfort of your own home. |
| 0:52.4 | And dude, you get this, you can buy the shit the comfort of your own home and dude you get this you could buy the shit you watch it |
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