294: Pipe Down the Passenger Seat

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2024

⏱️ 94 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Get tix to our livestream at https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks
New Merch https://stiffsocksshop.com
Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7
Dublin, IE: Sept 19
London, UK: Sept 20
Belfast, UK: Sept 21
Manchester, UK: Sept 22
Miami, FL: Sept 27-29

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Vancouver, Canada: Sept 14
Tampa, FL: Sept 20-22
Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13
Charlotte, NC: Oct 18-19

0:00 Get Tix to Our Livestream!
2:25 Divorce, Perfume, Pheromones
7:25 Bathroom Emergencies, Public Restrooms
25:08 Crushes, Teachers, High School
30:23 Church, Nobel Peace Prize, Pledge of Allegiance
35:54 Programmed by the System
46:52 Chill Parents vs Strict Parents
56:06 Living in the Moment
1:07:04 First Crushes, High School, Pick Up Artists
1:21:04 Sock Talk - Peeing on the Floor?
1:30:55 Secret Sock - Doing the Deed With a Toilet

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0:00.0	Dude, teachers be teaching hammered.
0:03.7	Hammered.
0:04.7	Yeah.
0:05.7	All they do is point to a map, Lewis and Clark, and then they go throw up.
0:09.2	Guys, big news we are doing our first ever live broadcasted show and stream on
0:20.7	Moment House we are so excited.
0:23.4	House!
0:24.4	Oh!
0:26.4	Guys, we are going to have three massive guests, two of which...
0:30.1	Yeah, two of your favorites that we've had on before.
0:33.0	And one that is coming highly recommended from you guys?
0:36.0	I'm recommended from you guys.
0:37.0	And it's a live stream show.
0:39.0	So it's like we're going to be talking to you guys in the chat,
0:41.0	taking your audience suggestions.
0:42.0	We'll put your suggestions on Will Wheel,
0:44.2	Will, we'll spin the wheel.
0:45.1	I'm gonna be Hammer.
0:46.2	I'm gonna be Hammer.
0:47.2	It's a Thursday night, so he's on into the weekend.
0:50.4	And you can do it from the comfort of your own home.
0:52.4	And dude, you get this, you can buy the shit the comfort of your own home and dude you get this you could buy the shit you watch it
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