293: High Value Men Cry?
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 28 August 2024
⏱️ 90 minutes
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Why's your hand on my knee? |
| 0:03.9 | Oh, is that a cue? |
| 0:05.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:06.6 | Why's your hand on- |
| 0:07.6 | I just, I don't know, I just, it's comforting and it's just so hot in here and you're so cool. |
| 0:14.0 | Wink, wink. How are you feeling? |
| 0:16.0 | Start the episode. |
| 0:18.0 | I feel good. |
| 0:19.0 | I get my pants on button like a stepdad on Thanksgiving. |
| 0:21.0 | Why do you, why? |
| 0:22.0 | Because they're a little tight and I think the more |
| 0:24.3 | pressure the more I have to pee and I already have to pee a lot and it feels the pants fit great. |
| 0:29.4 | They do they look great wise and width. Thank you. And but they're a little tight they're a little |
| 0:35.8 | tight because I don't know about you I put my dick up in the waistband and that |
| 0:38.8 | adds like probably nominally a size 38 waist seam. Can I ask you a question? |
| 0:43.6 | No, I know you have a fat. |
| 0:44.9 | Oh, oh, YouTube. |
| 0:46.5 | Fat cockle doodle do? |
| 0:48.8 | Great. |
| 0:49.3 | Oh, fuck it, bleep it. |
| 0:50.2 | Yeah, fuck this. |
| 0:51.0 | Ha hare. Roosters really got one no, and they're cuck. |
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