293: High Value Men Cry?

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2024

⏱️ 90 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

New Merch https://stiffsocksshop.com
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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7
Dublin, IE: Sept 19
London, UK: Sept 20
Miami, FL: Sept 27 - 29

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31
Vancouver, Canada: Sept 14
Tampa, FL: Sept 20-22
Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13

0:00 Barefoot Cowboys
3:53 Last Time We Cried
10:15 Michael’s Pet Peeve About Babies
15:58 Trevor’s Dry Dream
20:47 Michael’s Roleplay
26:38 Delusional Goals, iPhone Gripes, Trevor’s Nice Lady
36:05 You Say Syrup, I Say Serup
41:13 Firefighters, Aggressively Worded Shirts, Daddy Fashion
47:22 Michael’s Search For Meaning
57:03 Watch My Dog, Watch My Computer
1:00:52 Pranks, Stepkids, Comedy Merch
1:05:55 Not Finishing, Dogs Concept of Time
1:11:27 Sock Talk - New Intimate Things to Try
1:26:33 Secret Sock - Sharpie Fun

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0:00.0	Why's your hand on my knee?
0:03.9	Oh, is that a cue?
0:05.4	Yeah.
0:06.6	Why's your hand on-
0:07.6	I just, I don't know, I just, it's comforting and it's just so hot in here and you're so cool.
0:14.0	Wink, wink. How are you feeling?
0:16.0	Start the episode.
0:18.0	I feel good.
0:19.0	I get my pants on button like a stepdad on Thanksgiving.
0:21.0	Why do you, why?
0:22.0	Because they're a little tight and I think the more
0:24.3	pressure the more I have to pee and I already have to pee a lot and it feels the pants fit great.
0:29.4	They do they look great wise and width. Thank you. And but they're a little tight they're a little
0:35.8	tight because I don't know about you I put my dick up in the waistband and that
0:38.8	adds like probably nominally a size 38 waist seam. Can I ask you a question?
0:43.6	No, I know you have a fat.
0:44.9	Oh, oh, YouTube.
0:46.5	Fat cockle doodle do?
0:48.8	Great.
0:49.3	Oh, fuck it, bleep it.
0:50.2	Yeah, fuck this.
0:51.0	Ha hare. Roosters really got one no, and they're cuck.
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