294 - One Hyde Park
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
4.7 • 13.2K Ratings
🗓️ 10 April 2022
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Live from London, Tim develops an affinity for the new neighbors at One Hyde Park, tries to make sense of Hunter Biden's supposed "laptop from hell", and explains why he now understands exactly how psychotic America really is.
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show here from London |
| 0:05.0 | across the pond with Ben |
| 0:07.6 | Avery our producer who flew in for what 48 hours? Yeah about that. What a champ |
| 0:14.5 | What a champ that you would come all the way from your home in |
| 0:21.1 | California, I flew you what? |
| 0:24.1 | Business, business class, business class all the way to London and |
| 0:33.8 | You've just been on vacation for two days you've had an amazing you've had an amazing time that you haven't had to do much |
| 0:42.0 | You edited a patreon episode |
| 0:45.2 | You told everyone at dinner you cut your own hair like we should be impressed |
| 0:50.0 | You just trotted that out like some type of |
| 0:52.8 | You know, accomplishment you cut your own hair |
| 0:58.1 | But it's lovely and now you know we're on the uh we're on the eve of returning to the dump that we live in and I'm not really thrilled |
| 1:04.2 | Yeah, I'm really you know, I I could make a go of it here |
| 1:09.8 | Though there's an ash tram the thing I'm covered. How about you worry about you? |
| 1:14.8 | worry about the sound levels |
| 1:16.8 | I can make a go of it here man. I'm kind of bummed to leave |
| 1:26.2 | I mean, you know |
| 1:28.7 | As we're here the country of origin our country of origin is just |
| 1:37.2 | It's a deeply skid-safrenic place |
| 1:42.2 | There's a real darkness there |
| 1:44.2 | It can only be truly appreciated when you leave |
| 1:49.6 | Now I'm sure this place would get boring after a while because you know |
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