Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show.

We apologize for not doing an episode last week for Easter.

But again, I'm not blaming Ben.

I don't put it on Ben, but Ben does a thing every year with his family where they do like

a recreation of Easter where they recreate the resurrection of Christ.

And it was Ben's turn this year to kind of go down and be Christ.

And his mother said, even though you work for Jews, I want you to come down.

She thinks I'm Jewish.

The woman thinks I'm Jewish just because I have a mortgage.

And she said you just have to, you have to play Jesus this year.

And they do a whole thing in the yard and they speak in tongues.

And they have like a, it's, they don't have the money to really recreate a cave.

So Ben just emerges from his shed in the back of the yard and they start chanting.

And so we didn't want to ruin that because it's a family ritual.

And you know, I'm not close with my family.

So I can't really judge other people that are, you know.

So when Ben, you know, and I've known of this and he's talked to me about it.

And he said, I have to go down.

It's my chance to be Jesus.

Now, last year, his sister was going to be Jesus.

She fell asleep in the shed because she was drunk and people's faith was literally being

tested.

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