293 - Fat Activism with Jessica Kirson
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
4.7 • 13.2K Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2022
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Tim is joined by the incredibly funny Jessica Kirson (Bill Burr presents Stand Up Special, JRE) to talk about being assaulted in the metaverse, a muckbang stabbing, and the body positivity movement.
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the, I have gray in my hair. |
| 0:03.1 | I got a star. |
| 0:04.6 | I went to the hairstylist today to get to gray out. |
| 0:09.0 | And I walked in and just immediately left |
| 0:12.4 | because I could see that it was going to be a horror. |
| 0:16.3 | And I, like, West Hollywood salons, |
| 0:18.3 | or it's like a lot of very peppy gay men, |
| 0:20.6 | and then very, like, brain-dead women and gay men. |
| 0:24.0 | It's like that unholy alliance of gay men and very stupid women. |
| 0:27.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:28.4 | And everyone's very perky, and I just said I can't even do this. |
| 0:32.0 | So, but I'm taping a special on Saturday, |
| 0:34.3 | and I want to look like I'm 17 years old, |
| 0:37.8 | so I want to get some of the gray out. |
| 0:40.3 | Because I have nice hair, but it's gray. |
| 0:42.2 | It becomes a problem. |
| 0:43.3 | You have a great head of hair. |
| 0:44.8 | It's all I have. |
| 0:45.8 | It doesn't matter. |
| 0:48.0 | You know what I mean? |
| 0:48.8 | It has no effect. |
| 0:51.4 | It's like I have nice eyes. |
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