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Episode One

293 - The Tailgate [Patreon Preview]

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8858 Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2023

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

Gus Tooper (@necrobranson) hosts a college football tailgate with his freshman son Ferris Tooper (@intellegint) and his son's friends Jimmy Squalor (@charlesraustin) and Greg Beerski (@JucheMane). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/87136672

Transcript

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0:00.0

I didn't expect coming into town, you know, driving in here, that big visage of George

0:05.9

Clooney hanging over the stadium that, uh, George Clooney's Casamiga's bowl. They got him

0:11.4

holding the tequila bottle. It looks like life-sized depiction. He looks as big as Godzilla there,

0:17.4

huh? I imagine you guys have been seeing that all week.

0:21.1

Who is,

0:22.1

is he one of your friends?

0:23.5

Who's George, he was in movie.

0:24.8

He was in,

0:25.7

uh,

0:25.8

you guys have seen,

0:26.7

Oh,

0:26.9

Casamigos.

0:27.3

Oh,

0:27.6

he's in Casamigos.

0:28.9

I saw that movie.

0:29.6

Ferris,

0:30.0

we watched that movie where he's robbing the bank.

0:32.6

You remember that one? one it's got Bernie Mac in it. I explained that he was a stand-up comedian that used to joke about

0:38.5

beating his kids. John Wick too is awesome. No, it wasn't John Wick too. John Wick too. We watched it.

0:43.9

No, his name was he played Danny Ocean. What else did he do? Michael Clayton, you got, you're a business

0:49.7

major. You probably seen Michael Clayton. Oh, I saw him on campus. We only watched ridiculous this.

0:55.0

He's rushing like five beta alpha.

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