#292: Cleavage Day 2017 with Legion of Skanks (@BigJayOakerson, @ComicDaveSmith, @LuisJGomez)
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Ari Shaffir
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🗓️ 19 May 2017
⏱️ 109 minutes
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Summary
The entire Legion of Skanks came with me on an ogling walk around Manhattan during my 2nd favorite* holiday of the year, Cleavange Day. Dave Smith, Luis J Gomez, Big Jay Oakerson and I walked as a group around the city, enjoying the rewards of the first warm day of the year. It was such a fun day! So join us on a wonderful adventure.
*Shroomfest (this year it falls on July 8-10)
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| 0:00.0 | the one right here that I was just standing above standing above was |
| 0:05.0 | you have to look at this black right here. I mean fantastic. Oh yeah. Oh |
| 0:11.8 | right. She's the best one so far. I don't know why invite a Louis to this. |
| 0:16.5 | Yeah, she's wearing a thong. Thong back. And she's just fucking just rocking |
| 0:24.0 | and rolling and that her friend is retarded too. Where's fucking officer |
| 0:28.0 | Kruppki. Two fucking retards right there guys. I already know it's on the |
| 0:31.9 | play by the outro. |
| 0:58.0 | Welcome to Ari Shafir skeptic tank. My name is Ari Shafir. Happy cleavage day. We |
| 1:10.0 | did this last year with Gary Veter and I will tell you we try to do it again this |
| 1:14.7 | year with Legion of Skang Skies Dave Smith, Lewis Gomez, BJ Ogerson, first warm |
| 1:20.2 | day of the year in New York. There's a crazy thing that happens. Where? Okay this |
| 1:27.2 | city kind of it feels everyone goes through the weather together you know so |
| 1:32.2 | it's like when there's a heat wave this is when I first noticed it there's a |
| 1:35.9 | heat wave. It never LA people don't understand this because it drops 30 degrees |
| 1:40.2 | every night so you always get like 60 degree nights or or less unless you're the |
| 1:47.8 | valley dorks but like there's a heat wave so every day it's 95 and then at night |
| 1:55.0 | it drops down to like 78 80 you know still fucking hot and the inside |
| 2:00.5 | sweltering you need to go somewhere it's air conditioning you're worn out you |
| 2:04.6 | just worn out from fucking sweating because you got to walk around all day and |
| 2:08.3 | there's no fucking breeze. How's there no breeze in New York in the summer and |
| 2:13.1 | then the winter the fucking wind rips through you down those fucking alleys. So |
| 2:18.6 | hard whatever. There's no relief from it and people just get worn out people just |
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