#291: Balding Eagles (@KurtMetzger, @Seanytime, @MarkNorm)

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🗓️ 11 May 2017

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Summary

Mark Normand, Sean Donnelly, and Kurt Metzger came to my apartment talk about the number 2 most important issue facing men today; balding. (boners are number 1). It was mostly fun meanderings but we still managed to talk all about hair loss from time to time in between making ourselves laugh.

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0:00.0	Alright, here's the question if somebody said for a million bucks full head of hair again forever would you do it?
0:06.1	For a million bucks. Yeah, I would mean earn a million would I earn?
0:12.9	Yeah, I would do it to be full head like 100% a million dollars. Yeah. Can you wait a couple of years till it comes down?
0:20.4	Yeah, I guess you could. Oh wait a couple years. Is it I would do I would definitely do it.
0:25.5	I've made way and you have the million or you're just saying if you have the million, I don't know if you have it or not.
0:29.9	They have to kill Syrian war or has.
0:32.4	Yes.
0:54.8	Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Ari Shafir's Skeptitech. I'm Ari Shafir. Oh, I got a good one.
1:00.2	Go one of those thousand leg bugs.
1:05.6	On today's episode, some old favorites are back and I want to smash this thing.
1:13.2	Alright, Mark Metzger is on today. Kurt Metzger from Race Wars Podcast. Sean Donnelly is on.
1:19.6	To fend your movie. That's his podcast and Mark Norman is on again from the
1:28.4	Tuesdays of Stories Podcasts. But also the reason I'm Mark Norman is on. I know he's just on two episodes ago,
1:33.2	but that was fucking four and a half months so it relax. He's got a new special out.
1:39.2	This Friday night on Conway Central. This Friday night midnight Friday night slash Saturday.
1:43.7	Set your alarm. Set your DVRs. End your alarm. It's fucking. Set your alarm for 11.52 PM on Friday night and
1:50.9	whoever you're with just fucking turn on Conway Central. Watch Mark Norman's thing and then tweet at him because
1:54.5	you know he'll feel better. Mark Norman, don't be yourself. This Friday night at midnight on
2:00.6	Conway Central unless you live in one of the frigzones. So anyway, here's what we're going to talk about
2:07.2	this week. We're going to talk about balding. I got four guys. I self included with four different
2:13.9	stages of fucking hair loss. Norman is barely seeing anything. I got some Metzger had it since he was
2:21.8	20. He's been losing his hair. And then Sean Donnelly is just like classic like a couple fucking whiffs
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