#293: Greek Life (@StavComedy)

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🗓️ 1 June 2017

⏱️ 153 minutes

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Summary

Stavros Halkios came to my apartment to tell me all about the people bringing down the EU; Greeks. Stavvy is a really funny young comic in New York and he also grew up in Greek Town with Greek parents, so he's a real Greek Freak. Greeks are the least maligned group of people in America because nobody knows crap about them. Let's change that. Let's find a new group to hate. And with Stavros's help, maybe that group can be Greeks.

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0:00.0	Like his dad was just a horrible person just dropping in bombs all the time
0:03.6	He's he gave a big speech one time where he was like the two worst things a man can be
0:09.4	He's a gambler and it's like all right. I should see you. Okay, maybe okay. That's kind of a vice and they faggot
0:21.4	And we're just like this is like we're 10 year old kids
0:24.4	And he's giving us this speech what we're playing like Ken Griffey fucking baseball or whatever
0:29.1	Serk goes up on to country so hate all you
0:42.1	keep on
0:45.5	Speeding on me
0:50.4	I
0:54.4	Me
0:58.6	And as the first, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second, the second
1:28.6	The second, the second, the second, the second,
1:58.6	I got worried. It's like, is it sound edit done right? Did I leave the fucking laughs too low?
2:05.5	Get so worried.
2:07.5	Anyway, um, but I stopped in the com restore
2:11.6	Fucking felt great to be home great to be home. I went in there to I
2:17.0	Stupid fucking
2:19.1	So I finished editing it like
2:21.6	130 in the morning and then all right. Okay. I'll grant you guys had not having a smartphone is not always the best
2:29.0	Finish editing of like 130 a.m. I was supposed to finish like 9 p.m. and go into the com restore find somebody some own or somebody to
2:36.2	To crash on there on their couch. I got an air B&B out here, but it didn't start until
2:41.8	Friday
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