Welcome to Beach, to Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.

Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Ding dong. It's us back again for Beach Tea Sandy Water 2 at the podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most traumatic fashion.

I'm X-Teen.

My name is Zandi, and hello to all you ding-dongs.

We are here bringing you reviews of museum gift shops.

We call you the dong lovers.

That was a private thing.

We weren't supposed to tell them that we called them that.

Isn't that Donald Glovers?

Isn't that like a Donald Glover joke?

Well, yeah, he said that he was on a talk show, and then he went by Don Glover for years, and then one day he realized that he's basically going by dong lover if you

put him together anyway um what's your challenge oh did you already say the theme i did oh okay well

why don't you say my challenge while i find my notes why don't i do that when i try to remember it

it's something to do with common sense media, no?

Oh my gosh.

Okay, it was to find reviews on common sense media where a reviewer calls out another kid

reviewer in their own review.

Yes, classic.

Context, we had that before, right, with Jimbo the Eradicator, the special Halloween

Charlie Brown Halloween review. And now we can reveal, because this is the last episode of

the month, that the password for our secret form for patrons to submit reviews was Jimbo.

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