0:00.0	Welcome to Beach, to Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.
0:13.3	Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.
0:42.0	Hello and welcome to Beach, Sandy Water 2 at the podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion.
0:43.2	My name is X-T. My name is Zandi, and today we're bringing you reviews of fake plants along with my challenge, which was reviews that mentioned witnessing an employee quitting or getting fired.
0:55.2	So it's going to be a wild time.
0:57.4	It's a wild time because when we, so now on Patreon, I know I've mentioned this a couple
1:02.6	weeks ago, but we have a calendar that we release before the start of the month to show
1:07.0	everyone like what the upcoming themes and challenges are in case I want to submit reviews.
1:10.4	And when Zandi and I were making the first ever one for June, I saw fake plants and I was like,
1:16.8	I'm gunning for fake plants.
1:18.6	Hot air balloon rides also, but fake plants, I was like, this is going to be good.
1:23.4	It's just so specific, but there's so much out there.
1:26.4	I figured it would be a... Yeah, you're right. And it's so strange that this is like, I don't know that we... It fits so well. Like, it works so well. I'm like surrounded by fake plants right now, by the way. Oh, nice. Two. There's one there. That one's real. And that one's not. Anyway. Yeah. I...
1:44.2	One of them's alive. Guess which?
1:46.2	They all look, they all look so fake, so can't tell. I mean, I mean, real.
1:53.1	You can always tell which one's real because it looks so sad and depressed and scraggly.
1:58.6	Like my, my healthy one, I mean, I don't have healthy ones. My healthy ones are all fake ones because they're not real. But it's okay. Actually, the one you gave me is still going very strong. Yeah, I'm impressed by that guy. I was, like, dedicated to taking care of that one. And I've done well so far. I'm impressed. I'm impressed right now. If it dies tomorrow, I'm still impressed.
2:18.5	Don't worry.
2:19.1	No pressure.
2:19.5	Oh, good.
2:20.5	Like, pressure is now officially off. You can stop taking care of that plan. Oh, thank God. It's about time. I said it. I've been waiting. You know, I've been holding that in my back pocket. Parenting is so hard. Yeah, I got it.
2:14.9	I thought it would be great for you.
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