290: I Have a Dream & Jake, Gareth and Renaud
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🗓️ 18 May 2026
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
The guys trick a left lane camper with a scene from It's a Wonderful Life. Then, they repay a Swiss guitar shop owner. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 280 "Carjacking."
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:05.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:13.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:16.0 | Two out. |
| 0:19.0 | Beer, weird, weird, weird, |
| 0:20.0 | two, two, two, we're, we're, we're, and we're, and we are back. |
| 0:38.3 | It's been a minute. |
| 0:40.0 | The vasectomy. |
| 0:41.7 | Let's get into it. |
| 0:44.0 | Gareth, it has now been a week. |
| 0:46.9 | A week to the day. |
| 0:48.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:48.8 | Walk us through what it's like. |
| 0:50.8 | We are in Vesecta May. |
| 0:53.9 | We are Vesectomy. I've gotten a couple messages from other vasecta may members. I gotta tell you, there haven't been a lot of emails. There were so many in March. This is what happens. You get to the table, you buckle. I also wonder if we waited too long. March people were going crazy. |
| 1:11.5 | There was a lot of I'll snip too. I'm in, I'm in. There have been some snipers, but yeah, maybe not. Well, listen, there's still time. Guys, you got time. If you're going to do it. Hurry. Do the snip. Go to anyone. The voice note. It took me a while because I had to find a guy to film it. You can get one done quick. |
| 1:27.4 | You can get them like you can go to Claire's boutique and get an ear in. |
| 1:30.2 | Yeah, it's a jiffy loop. Get in there. Walk everybody through what the first week of getting snipped feels like in your genitals. And your mentals. Where are your mentals at? It's weird. I think I told you this. Well, first of all, there's the, there's no masturbating for that first week. |
| 1:51.6 | And then you have to start to start to kind of clear the pipes. |
| 1:56.9 | You're masturbated in a week. |
| 1:58.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:59.7 | When's your first time? |
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