290: Olympic Gold Headalist
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Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
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🗓️ 7 August 2024
⏱️ 79 minutes
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The boys riff on how much they'd love jail. Trevor decides to go back to college to become an All American QB, and was John Wilkes Booth doing Lincoln a favor to get out of the play, and how insane speed walking is in the Olympics. Also a PE teacher shares their experience of what they deal with daily.
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0:00 Feeling hot, Preparing for Jail, Trevor's NCAA career
15:00 History Lessons: John Wilkes Booth, Pocahontas vs Sacagawea, The Oregon Trail
29:20 Olympics hot takes, Speed walk fails, 3-on3, How many Golds does Paris have?
55:10 Backup QB D, Bro bonding, NFL talk
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| 0:00.0 | People shit on jail and people think jails like scary whatever. |
| 0:03.0 | Uh oh. If you just succumb to jail, |
| 0:05.0 | fun. Well, I would drop this soap twice. |
| 0:08.0 | Dude, I drop a pudding pack daily. |
| 0:10.0 | A hundred percent. Well, the thing is... |
| 0:11.0 | I take all my teeth out so they can't... |
| 0:12.0 | Cameras are closer. I take all my teeth out so they're going Fck. |
| 0:13.0 | Cameras are closer, things are behind us. |
| 0:16.0 | What's happening? |
| 0:17.0 | You still look hot? |
| 0:18.0 | Thanks, you do. |
| 0:19.0 | You do. |
| 0:20.0 | Look man. |
| 0:21.0 | God, it's so cool. |
| 0:22.0 | You look in a mirror and you're like nice. |
| 0:24.0 | Yeah, it's always weird when you look, because here's the majority, this sounds kind of conceited. |
| 0:28.0 | Major of the time I look in the mirror, you go, hell yeah. |
| 0:30.0 | There are some times where I go, what? |
| 0:32.0 | Those are the scary moments when you go, what's happening? |
| 0:35.2 | Am I not hot anymore? What happened? No one wants me now? |
| 0:39.7 | You know, I look in the mirror and I go, that's a hot man. |
| 0:43.2 | Good. But I don't know. |
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