289: Gabe's Last Pod (not clickbait)

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2024

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

The boys riff on the newly found depths of Michael's depravity– carpet depth. Has The Floor General finally gone too far? Plus really good Stallone impersonations, investigating whether spring water is a hoax, and an escort that has a message for wives. Look out wives.

It's Gabe's last episode on the pod. We talk about it around an hour in and you can read his goodbye unlocked on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/109142959 + find him on IG at www.instagram.com/gabeltonn

And speaking of Patreon, we're still cooking up an extra ad-free episode every Friday and trying some new ideas (gamers wya?) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts!

Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. $20 off with code SOCKS when you download the app.

Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks

Transcript

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0:00.0	You f-the carpet the carpet. I f-the-carpet. Why? Because it's on the ground.
0:04.4	Michael Jackson gloves.
0:07.6	One. One glove. One glove is crazy.
0:10.6	What in the O.J Simpson, I'm already crushing.
0:13.0	Got that one.
0:14.0	Did you?
0:16.0	Did you get him saying it?
0:18.0	Yeah. Thank God.
0:19.0	Trevor and I've been fucking just
0:23.1	joking I love everyone here
0:24.0	waiting for me what to set up and I'm in Tread yeah we're in we're
0:27.7	great good I'm fucking all fired up
0:30.3	because Trev made this fucking assumption that we can't have a conversation without being monetized.
0:35.6	We can't.
0:36.6	We can't.
0:37.6	No we can't.
0:38.6	Do we hang out at the comedy club?
0:39.6	Hello sir, how are you?
0:40.6	Dude, save it for the pod.
0:42.0	Save it? We get a car accident together, make. save it for the pod. Save it for the pod.
0:43.0	We can get a car accident together, make save it for the pod.
0:45.0	For sure, but you come up to me like,
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