291: Got Necked in Noah's Ark

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2024

⏱️ 76 minutes

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0:00 Caffeine Jonesing, Husbands w/ Hobbies rant, Noah's Ark Neck
13:20 Recent earthquakes, Bunny vs Rabbit hotness, Lioness as a name
17:24 First Jesus, $68 Million in coins, Old dude pick up lines
29:20 Ice bath before comedy, Positions, What Jack won't show
39:24 Love on the Spectrum, 1st date questions, Gopher colonialism
55:10 Living in the office, Moon life, What states to fix before we go to Mars?
1:04:20 Being lowest guy in the frat, Red Bull girls, the Selfie museum

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0:00.0	But then they find water on Mars and they're like, we live here.
0:03.1	Hey, let's fix Oklahoma first, huh?
0:05.6	Oklahoma, what Chicago?
0:07.5	What is that?
0:11.3	What is that when you wake up and go, it's Tuesday and it's a Friday? What is it when you wake up? You go, it's Tuesday and it's a Friday.
0:14.0	What is that?
0:15.0	God playing tricks on you, is God even real?
0:17.0	Are you going?
0:18.0	Great.
0:19.0	Who cares?
0:20.0	We're in?
0:21.0	Are we in? Are we in?
0:22.0	Sure. I'm sick of it. Sick of what are you sick of? Sure, yes.
0:27.0	But how can you take mushrooms? You go, God is for sure here. and then it fades out and you go,
0:33.1	And then you get a car accident and you blow your back.
0:36.2	Yeah!
0:37.2	And then you're like,
0:38.6	Imagine being a girl and getting your back blown up by a car.
0:40.9	The boyfriend's like, God damn it it I couldn't even do a Toyota
0:46.4	What do you think the most random thing girls got mad at a guy for like you know how I was like oh you're texting Jake from State far I'm like what do you think how I was like, oh, you're texting Jake from State Farm.
0:53.2	I'm like, what do you think is the most random like, oh, you just, you got hit, you got hit by a
0:59.1	Denali?
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