291: Got Necked in Noah's Ark
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 14 August 2024
⏱️ 76 minutes
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0:00 Caffeine Jonesing, Husbands w/ Hobbies rant, Noah's Ark Neck
13:20 Recent earthquakes, Bunny vs Rabbit hotness, Lioness as a name
17:24 First Jesus, $68 Million in coins, Old dude pick up lines
29:20 Ice bath before comedy, Positions, What Jack won't show
39:24 Love on the Spectrum, 1st date questions, Gopher colonialism
55:10 Living in the office, Moon life, What states to fix before we go to Mars?
1:04:20 Being lowest guy in the frat, Red Bull girls, the Selfie museum
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| 0:00.0 | But then they find water on Mars and they're like, we live here. |
| 0:03.1 | Hey, let's fix Oklahoma first, huh? |
| 0:05.6 | Oklahoma, what Chicago? |
| 0:07.5 | What is that? |
| 0:11.3 | What is that when you wake up and go, it's Tuesday and it's a Friday? What is it when you wake up? You go, it's Tuesday and it's a Friday. |
| 0:14.0 | What is that? |
| 0:15.0 | God playing tricks on you, is God even real? |
| 0:17.0 | Are you going? |
| 0:18.0 | Great. |
| 0:19.0 | Who cares? |
| 0:20.0 | We're in? |
| 0:21.0 | Are we in? Are we in? |
| 0:22.0 | Sure. I'm sick of it. Sick of what are you sick of? Sure, yes. |
| 0:27.0 | But how can you take mushrooms? You go, God is for sure here. and then it fades out and you go, |
| 0:33.1 | And then you get a car accident and you blow your back. |
| 0:36.2 | Yeah! |
| 0:37.2 | And then you're like, |
| 0:38.6 | Imagine being a girl and getting your back blown up by a car. |
| 0:40.9 | The boyfriend's like, God damn it it I couldn't even do a Toyota |
| 0:46.4 | What do you think the most random thing girls got mad at a guy for like you know how I was like oh you're texting Jake from State far I'm like what do you think how I was like, oh, you're texting Jake from State Farm. |
| 0:53.2 | I'm like, what do you think is the most random like, oh, you just, you got hit, you got hit by a |
| 0:59.1 | Denali? |
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