289: Friendzone Mamba & Forced Update (with Hannah Simone and Lamorne Morris)
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4.9 • 4.5K Ratings
🗓️ 13 May 2026
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
Hannah Simone and Lamorne Morris are back for more! First, they work with Jake to discourage the advances of a local security guard. Then, they confront a catfishing Mother-in-Law.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:05.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:13.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:16.0 | Two out. |
| 0:19.0 | Beer, weird, weird, weird, weird, 2, 2, 2, weird, weird, yeah, |
| 0:21.1 | yeah, |
| 0:21.7 | oh, |
| 0:22.9 | too, |
| 0:23.2 | too, |
| 0:37.0 | on. |
| 0:37.3 | Oh, Natalie, I saw something on Instagram that you loved. |
| 0:40.8 | Multiple that somehow our algorithm caught up to each other. |
| 0:45.9 | And it was an Asian guy doing the duggy. |
| 0:51.0 | Oh, my God, I loved him. |
| 0:54.5 | I've been following him forever. |
| 0:56.1 | I know you have. |
| 0:57.0 | Learning the ducky. |
| 0:58.3 | I know you have. |
| 0:59.0 | I feel like a proud mom. |
| 1:00.8 | Yeah, he's gotten with him. |
| 1:02.3 | There's this dude, this Asian guy. |
| 1:04.6 | I believe in China. |
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