29: Movie Theaters in Providence, RI

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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4.8 • 5.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2019

⏱️ 53 minutes

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We're back with another episode for your listening displeasure. We read the worst reviews of movie theaters in Providence, RI, and Christine reads reviews written from the perspective of pets. I mean, who would want to miss hearing Christine channel her new friend Martin Van Purren? Oh, you? Well then go away. As for the rest of you, please enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them.

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0:00.0	Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written by
0:08.7	people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me I
0:14.7	wanted to like this podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I could.
0:30.0	Welcome to episode 29 of beach to sandy water to wet the podcast where we read the
0:41.6	worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion I'm Christine and I am Alex. Hello. Howdy.
0:49.1	Welcome. We're on 29 almost 30 flirty and thriving.
0:54.4	Are you thinking that all day? One person out there enjoyed that because I did not.
1:03.0	It was me. Okay. You gave us our theme this week. Movie theaters and
1:09.6	Providence Road Island. What was that challenge that I gave you? It was to
1:13.3	find a review written in the perspective of an animal a pet. And I heard you
1:17.8	struggled. I did until I didn't. Okay. Let's put it that way. Just all.
1:23.3	Then it was a sudden day loose of oh no humanity at its worst.
1:29.0	Though that challenge reminded me of you though something you might do. Maybe
1:35.0	old the old me before people actually followed me on the internet. Now maybe I
1:38.6	I tone those kinds of things down. Probably smart probably for the best. Before we
1:45.0	get into our reviews I want to give a quick announcement about a video we have
1:51.2	coming up this Friday. How unfortunate. We're releasing our next video. So if you
1:57.8	don't already subscribe to our YouTube channel search for beach to Sandy and
2:01.5	YouTube and you will find us. Watch our old bizarre videos and get ready for
2:06.1	next one. Let's just say it's I was getting back at me for the bull cut. It's my
2:10.5	sweet sweet revenge. And also if you have any ideas for videos we can do in the
2:14.6	future. Please let us know. Oh yeah. Send us an email at beach to Sandy at gmail.com.
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