28: Tattoo Shops in Tulsa, OK
Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
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4.8 • 5.5K Ratings
🗓️ 5 June 2019
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
Between all the talk of pearls and jumper cables, this episode is particularly heinous. For that reason, we're officially putting a ban on 13-19 year olds listening to this podcast. For everyone else, please enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written by |
| 0:08.7 | people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me I |
| 0:14.7 | wanted to like this podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I could. |
| 0:30.0 | Hi everyone and welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. The podcast where we read |
| 0:40.9 | the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion. My name is Alex. I'm Christine. |
| 0:47.6 | Welcome to episode 28 the theme. Hey. What? I turned 28 tomorrow. Oh, at the |
| 0:56.1 | end. Yeah. That's my birthday episode. Welcome to the birthday episode. Welcome to the |
| 1:01.2 | birthday episode where we did absolutely nothing special for it. What did you do for me |
| 1:05.4 | for my birthday? Today right now. Today right now. Yep. I've got some doosies for you. |
| 1:12.0 | You didn't even make me coffee this morning. No because I was sleeping. Well we'll talk |
| 1:17.0 | about it later. Speaking of her birthday we did a little filming yesterday for her |
| 1:23.6 | birthday. Oh I forgot that was for you too. So we have a YouTube video coming out |
| 1:29.6 | hopefully by the end of next week. It's terrible. That relates to her birthday. It'll |
| 1:38.5 | be a lot of fun to watch for you guys and for her to relive. No I'm never gonna |
| 1:43.4 | watch it. It was pretty terrible. I was it was terrible. Subscribe to our YouTube |
| 1:49.2 | channel to search beach to sandy water to wet on YouTube. You can find us there if |
| 1:53.5 | you want. And yeah it's gonna be a good one. It's gonna be a good one. This week our |
| 1:58.6 | theme was tattoo parlors in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Yeah. And then you gave me the challenge of |
| 2:04.9 | finding a review written by an older person that mentioned Pokemon Go. Correct. I struggled |
| 2:12.8 | with both of these. Good. A bit. I don't know why the tattoo parlour one was so hard for |
| 2:18.3 | me but I just couldn't find any. I think because a lot of the complaints were very valid. |
| 2:24.4 | Really? I thought so. I mean they included a lot of pictures and I'm like, oof. I paid |
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