#289: Tales of a Teenage Bedwetter (@MarkNorm)

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🗓️ 3 January 2017

⏱️ 165 minutes

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Summary

Mark Normand invited me to his brand new apartment to do a podcast about bedwetting. Mark and I were both very late bedwetters. So we got together and talked about what it's like to be 14 and still pissing on yourself every night. All the plastic sheets, the fear of sleepovers, what our moms had to go through. God, it was embarrassing.

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0:00.0	Did you ever piss on it on when it stand?
0:01.6	Oh, many, I pissed on a girlfriend I dated for years.
0:03.9	I pissed on her probably 20 times.
0:05.7	What is she, what is she, 20 times that girl?
0:08.0	We dated for years.
0:09.4	And I would drink a lot.
0:11.0	So you was, was it booze related?
0:13.2	Yeah, when I black out or anything like that,
0:15.4	I always went to bed.
0:16.4	I don't need more, but I did till I was probably like 25.
0:19.1	Wow.
0:20.2	Yeah, only black out.
0:21.5	Yes, welcome everybody to Arisha Fiers' Get the Tank.
0:33.6	The first one ofGRVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV VVV!
0:46.0	Yeah, it's welcome everybody to Arisha Fiers Get the Dang.
0:50.5	The first one of 2017.
0:52.5	Actually I'm recording this in 2016.
0:54.5	The intro.
0:55.5	We're recording the intro and the podcast in 2016
0:57.5	and then I'll do the outro in 2017.
0:59.5	Probably the day I upload it on Monday.
1:01.5	Maybe Monday.
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