#288: Death of a Salesman (@TimJDillon)

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🗓️ 21 December 2016

⏱️ 151 minutes

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Summary

Tim Dillon came to my apartment to tell me about his former life in sales. He's sold everything. From mortgages to office equipment to a history of New York. Tim has hilarious stories about all of it. Fun, fun, fun podcast.

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0:00.0	Now I'm in like this environment that's completely crazy.
0:03.6	I'm around drug addicts, you know, two or three
0:05.8	of the people, two people, oh, dude,
0:08.6	and within the two years of working for that company,
0:10.8	two people, oh, dude, on drugs.
0:12.3	Oh, really?
0:13.2	I was a two-futurals.
0:14.0	The guy that I was working for was 24 years old.
0:16.1	He was making $100,000 a month.
0:18.0	A month?
0:18.8	He got into the business because his attorney told him
0:21.6	when he got caught with ecstasy,
0:22.7	I cannot get you out of another drug charge.
0:25.6	You have to sell something else.
0:27.6	What happened to the scenery?
0:30.1	That looks so good to you.
0:32.6	Did you get caught up to change you made?
0:35.0	Or did she get caught up you?
0:37.6	You're like a traveling salesman,
0:40.0	and I hear they're all the same.
0:42.6	So travel right on back to her real honey,
0:45.9	keep your change.
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