288: Pineapple Suspicion & Squatters Rights
We're Here to Help
Headgum
4.9 • 4.5K Ratings
🗓️ 11 May 2026
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
Jake and Gareth determine if a caller's parents are swingers. Then, they evict a bathroom squatter. Plus a follow-up from the Popcorn Queen and her search for a missing kidney. For the full popcorn story, check out Ep 224 and Ep 231.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:05.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:13.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:16.0 | Beer, one, two out. |
| 0:19.0 | Beer, weird, weird, weird, 2, 2 we're, we're, and we are back. |
| 0:35.3 | And we are back. |
| 0:38.5 | Guess what I'm drinking out of Gareth? |
| 0:42.2 | Symbol? |
| 0:43.9 | Oh, cheeky monkey. |
| 0:45.8 | Tricky monkey. |
| 0:46.5 | And guess what else? |
| 0:48.6 | Eve Johnson's moving to L.A. |
| 0:50.7 | That's official. |
| 0:52.2 | She's coming out, I think, in about two and a half weeks. |
| 1:13.0 | Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Hey, sweet, how are you doing? Uh-oh. Piscettios. Uh-oh. I heard her spaghetti. I'm here. I'm right in time. We're literally talking moms and he pops up and I'm assuming now this was your surprise, because if he just hears mom and joins Zooms. |
| 1:14.5 | He's just like the milth. I mean, talking moms and he pops up and I'm assuming now this was your surprise, Gareth. Because if he just hears mom and joins Zooms. |
| 1:13.2 | He's just like the milf, milf beetle juice. |
| 1:16.4 | Not even Milf, just moms. |
| 1:18.7 | It's not about fucking Wigberg. |
| 1:20.2 | It's about talking. |
| 1:21.6 | No, that is very true. |
| 1:23.3 | I love mothers I'd like to have brunch with. |
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