286: A Number Likely to Go Up
Dear Hank & John
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🗓️ 19 April 2021
⏱️ 44 minutes
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What's the worst job you've ever had? Why are hats so important? When should I get a vase? Should I wash my hair with cold water? What happens when a cemetery goes bankrupt? How do I become less emotionally dependent on my ex? Why aren't there spicy animals? Hank Green and John Green have answers!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John. |
| 0:06.4 | Yours up for to think of it Dear John and Hank. |
| 0:08.4 | Is the podcast where Hank Green pretends to have way more energy than he actually does? |
| 0:13.1 | And we've been the answer your questions and give you a new advice and bring you all the |
| 0:16.8 | weeks news from both Mars and A.F.C. and William and John. |
| 0:19.2 | Yes. |
| 0:20.2 | You know, I'm a science guy and I recently learned that the doctor hits you with that little |
| 0:24.7 | hammer on your knee. |
| 0:25.7 | There's no reason they even do that. |
| 0:28.1 | They just get a kick out of it. |
| 0:29.5 | I mean, there is a reason. |
| 0:32.8 | There is a reason. |
| 0:33.8 | I don't know what it is either, but there is a reason I assume doctor is to test the |
| 0:38.1 | speed of reflexes. |
| 0:39.7 | Right. |
| 0:40.7 | To make sure your nervous system is going at the correct speed. |
| 0:44.1 | Exactly. |
| 0:45.1 | Which is quite fast, but apparently not that fast because like he hits it and then whoop. |
| 0:48.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:49.6 | Takes a second. |
| 0:50.6 | Yep. |
| 0:51.6 | Pretty amazing. |
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