285: A Pill Meant for Horses

Dear Hank & John

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🗓️ 12 April 2021

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Is it okay to ask people for their discarded tree branches? How long would the vaccine need to be in my system before a whale could eat my arm without me needing another dose? Where should the Anthropocene Reviewed book go on my bookshelf? Why does my toilet water move when it's windy? Have you ever been in a sewer? How do they get all that medicine in such a small pill? How should my sister celebrate her 16th birthday? What do we do with my father's neckties? Hank Green and John Green have answers!

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0:00.0	[♪ INTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪
0:01.4	[♪ INTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪
0:03.4	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:06.4	Where is I prefer to think of it Dear John and Hank.
0:08.6	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions,
0:11.2	give you to be a advice and bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.
0:15.1	John, I've decided that the most remarkable invention of the last 100 years is, do you have a guess?
0:22.7	I mean, I have a bunch of guesses, but it's not of them are punny, so what is it?
0:27.2	It's the whiteboard.
0:28.2	Really? Why?
0:29.5	Because it's very remarkable.
0:31.3	Oh, it's more remarkable than any other recent invention.
0:35.3	Yes. Yeah, I mean, I would have probably leaned toward penicillin,
0:39.7	but you could certainly make a case for the whiteboard.
0:42.4	I don't know how I could remark penicillin.
0:45.6	We've actually extensively remarked in the sense that when it started out,
0:50.2	and I know you're not looking for a history of penicillin, Hank,
0:52.5	but bear in mind that for the last like eight weeks,
0:54.8	I'm sorry I've been away from the pod for the last two weeks,
0:57.7	I had the most stressful work period I ever hope to have,
1:02.8	just because a lot of things were happening at once,
1:04.8	and also foolishly, I agreed to sign my name 250,000 times,
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