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285: Reviews of Shrek

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.85K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2024

⏱️ 81 minutes

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McDonald's are making small improvements to our classic burgers, searing out 100%

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British and Irish beef patties, so they're even juicier.

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And we're serving them hotter for meltier cheese, all in new toast of your

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buns. The classics, now a little more mmm comparison with

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prior classic burgers served after 11 a.m. subject to availability.

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Welcome to Beach to Sandy Sandy, Water, to Wet.

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A podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me I wanted to like this

0:36.6

podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I could. Hello and welcome to the episode you all have been waiting for this is

0:59.9

episode 285 of Beach 2 Sandy Sandy, Water 2 Wet,

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and we are reading reviews of Shrek.

1:08.3

I hate this.

1:09.2

My name is Zandy.

1:11.3

I'm X-teen. I mean, Sheck is fine. I don't know why everyone gets so obsessed about

1:16.6

Shrek. What, well, that's my hot take. What is everyone's fucking problem?

1:22.0

Who's everyone in what ways?

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I don't know people just like keep talking about Shrek and I'm like I feel like in my universe if my perception ruled the world, God forbid, first of all.

1:31.0

Second of all, second of all, nobody would talk about Shirk anymore,

1:35.0

because it's like, oh, that was a fun movie, the end.

1:38.0

Like, why are people so still hung up on Shrike?

1:41.0

This has been like 20 years.

1:42.0

I don't know why I'm suddenly getting

1:43.4

so agitated my part of my theory is partially because it is good you know like you

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