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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

284: Reviews of Evil Sounding Drinks

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Comedy

4.85.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2024

⏱️ 83 minutes

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0:00.0

Searching for a romantic summer getaway. Escape with Rich Girl Summer, the new Audible original

0:05.2

from Lily Chew. The exquisitely talented Philippa Sue, returning to narrate her fifth

0:10.2

Lily Chew title. This time, Philippa is joined by her real-life husband, Stephen Pasquale,

0:15.5

set in Toronto's wealthy cottage country, aka the Hamptons of Canada, rich girl Summer follows the story of Valerie,

0:22.1

a down-on-her-luck event planner posing as a socialite's long-lost daughter, while piecing

0:26.5

together the secrets surrounding a mysterious family and falling deeper and deeper in love with the

0:31.7

impossibly hard to read and infuriatingly handsome family assistant, Nico. Caught between pretending to belong

0:38.2

and unexpectedly finding where she truly fits in,

0:41.3

Valerie learns her summer is about to get far more complicated

0:44.0

than she ever planned.

0:45.8

She's in over her head and head over heels.

0:48.5

Listen to Rich Girl Summer, now on Audible.

0:51.2

Go to audible.com slash rich girl summer.

0:54.0

Welcome to beach, to sandy, water Go to audible.com slash rich girl summer.

0:58.2

Welcome to beach, to sandy, water, to wet.

1:06.3

A podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.

1:14.6

Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could. Hello, hello, welcome to Beach, you, Sandy Water, Two Weather podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion. I'm X-Tine. I'm Zandi. Hello. Hello. How are you doing? Good. Good. Ready to go. We, we, we, we, we, what are we doing today? I think we're doing reviews of evil-sounding drinks. Oh, right. Classic. Obviously. Maybe like the fifth time we've done this. This is just what, you know. It's just like an average. Go back to the well. Yeah. It's just like a boring old theme, you know? And so just to give people an idea, who's, was this, this is not your idea, right? This was not my idea. Because it's very specific. I kind of wish it was, but it's not. It's very good. Like, it was very clever. It's reviews of evil sounding drinks, for example, liquid death, monster energy, you know, along those lines.

2:19.4

Literally, those were the only two that I had, like, I think reviews of were liquid death and

2:24.9

monster energy.

2:25.8

Okay, good, good, good. Well, I certainly have something out of the box, but you'll see what that means

2:33.1

later. And then there was a challenge, and it was my challenge.

2:37.2

Sorry, I just read something in my notes that's going to crack me up later.

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