285: Rat Boy Summer

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2024

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

The boys riff on the ideal Fourth of July food, rodent boyfriends, dudes flexing at FedEx, and Beatlemania but for the World's Ugliest Dogs.

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0:00.0	You know what a vestibule?
0:02.0	Yeah.
0:03.0	Where is it? Vestibule?
0:04.0	Yeah.
0:05.0	You know, you know.
0:06.0	Is that in your instable?
0:07.0	Insta, go ahead, sorry.
0:08.0	Oh, say can you see? Tomorrow's 4th of July. Yeah, who the fuck wrote that song?
0:21.0	That's insane.
0:24.0	Like do you think that shit hit?
0:25.0	Like were they playing that in the bars?
0:26.0	Sir.
0:27.0	Like are they like, was that up there with like,
0:29.0	someone bore me up a double shot of whiskey?
0:31.0	Or they're like, oh, put on Don's early light what is this
0:33.1	it should call d'asory light I mean who imagine writing songs in the 1800 all you had to go
0:39.3	do to do to do to do to do with one flute one flute one flute one guy with a drum oh dude are you kidding me he's sitting there with gray hair over a thing and she went who the fuck are you and he's like oh have you heard of, Whoa, say, can you see?
0:56.5	The first guy that saying happy birthday
0:57.8	is probably a little like sauce.
0:58.9	You're like, bro, like just saying and move on,
1:00.7	like a full song for this?
1:01.9	Was he a one- wonder got to be who wrote
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