284: Hawk Tuah'd in Miami

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2024

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

The boys riff on the Hawk Tuah woman and how fast the internet moves, Michael tries to sell Trev on fox tail plugs, and a listener writes in about a voyeur in his neighborhood. Plus House of the Dragon is just House of the Inc*st and one time Michael got JO’d to at a library.

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0:00.0	Like the internet is the autobon right now.
0:02.6	It is so fast.
0:03.8	And here I am like little sketch comedy.
0:05.6	They're like, you think you can compete with sketch comedy?
0:08.6	When we are hock-tooing on strangers in Tennessee.
0:12.1	Dude, I'm back from Florida 10 days.
0:16.0	Too long!
0:18.0	Both of us low-key rejuvenated.
0:19.0	I went on vacation.
0:20.0	You haven't been touring?
0:22.0	I have been touring. I feel crazy feel crazy dude it's insane when you don't get on a
0:25.8	plane every three days the world doesn't want me this powerful oh when I'm well
0:29.5	rested bro the first show back after a vacation yeah because I did I did Miami Key West
0:34.8	vacation and then shows Miami after I was like oh this huh like my brain was so
0:40.6	clear yes firing on all cylinders I don't get it Like my brain was so clear. Yes, firing.
0:42.8	On all cylinders.
0:44.0	I don't get it.
0:44.9	What is, what is a plane?
0:46.7	What is a plane?
0:49.4	Guy who definitely was behind 9-11.
0:52.2	Two buildings. What a plane? Why does it make you feel like... I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. All
0:58.6	your pressure... Is sitting down. I think it's the pressure, it's the lighting and the color of the
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