#285: “Old Religion, New Virus”
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 27 July 2020
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
1- RIP John Lewis. Stay out, Mitch McConnell.
2- My quote is Fake News
3- He caught the Fake Virus
4- Old Time Religion: Now with New and Improved Virus!
5- Mask wars
6- 'Rona in sports and strip clubs but try the wings
7- The Silent Majority
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Alonzo Bowdoin. I want to welcome you to episode 285 of my podcast, who's paying attention. |
| 0:22.6 | As always, I appreciate you guys paying attention. |
| 0:26.1 | And, you know, I'm going to have some shows coming up. |
| 0:29.5 | I'm going to talk about that at the end. |
| 0:31.4 | But yeah, it seems some live stuff is trickling in. |
| 0:35.5 | I'm going to be doing one of those drive-in theater shows, which I'm curious about. |
| 0:40.4 | Anyway, I will talk about that at the end, and I thank you. |
| 0:45.0 | Today is July 27th, watching a little bit of news this morning. |
| 0:52.6 | And today is the day John Lewis is laying in state at the |
| 0:56.6 | Capitol Rotunda, which is great. And they're honoring him in a social distancing manner and, |
| 1:04.4 | you know, invitation only, et cetera, et cetera. So I think that's great. Donald Trump said he's not going i think that's great i don't think |
| 1:14.8 | he should be there and i have a real problem with Mitch McConnell having been there and spoken |
| 1:20.4 | because we know it's bullshit Mitch McConnell is the worst Mitch McConnell stands up for everything against what John Lewis stood for. |
| 1:31.9 | Mitch McConnell is against voting rights. Mitch McConnell is against education. Mitch McConnell had numerous |
| 1:40.2 | racist anti-Obama, you know, things. |
| 1:45.6 | His whole goal was to keep Obama to be in a one-term president. |
| 1:49.7 | Mitch McConnell on and on and on. |
| 1:52.5 | You know, right now, I mean, he'll literally leave the rotunda and go back to the Senate |
| 1:59.2 | and try to fight to cut unemployment benefits, right? |
| 2:03.2 | They are looking at renewing that $600 a week unemployment benefit and he wants to cut it. |
| 2:09.3 | He wanted none at all, but his compromise is to cut it in half. |
| 2:14.2 | They say people are getting paid to not work and why, well, you asshole, there are no jobs. |
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