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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#284: "Greatest Test Ever"

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Politics, News, Comedy

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2020

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

1- I’m back to new normal

2- He passed the test, so did a brick.

3- A Real American Hero

4- Teachers fighting to save kids. Governor, not so much...

5- Dr Fauci's worst worst nightmare

6- No, Kanye, you idiot. NO.

7- The Happiest place on earth and there’s sports.

8- Thank You, John Lewis. R.I.P.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is O'Anso Boten. I want to welcome you to episode 24 on my podcast, Who's Paying

0:23.5

Attention? As always, you guys are. You know I appreciate it. And this is going to be a bit

0:30.8

of an abbreviated podcast. And the reason is, I'm working. Yeah, I know.

0:38.4

I didn't think it would happen either,

0:39.9

but it has been a busy few days.

0:42.8

So Saturday, I hosted a beautiful concert done by Jonathan Butler,

0:50.6

a jazz guitarist and vocalist from South Africa who knew Nelson Mandela and marched with Bishop Desmond Tutu and did a concert for Nelson Mandela's birthday.

1:04.0

So I hosted that. He did it from his house, but it was cool. He had a big enough house. It was good.

1:10.0

And then Sunday I did my Nowhere Comedy

1:13.1

Club show through Zoom. A lot of you tuned in. I always appreciate that. It's a weird way to do a show,

1:20.3

but it was fun. Lots of new material. And when I do new material in these Zoom shows, it's truly new

1:26.2

because there's no way to practice it. But I did that.

1:29.8

Tomorrow, I am going to Vegas. Vegas, baby. I'm doing a show in a bubble. What that means is

1:37.3

there's a basketball tournament called the Five. It's like a professional three-on-three basketball

1:42.7

tournament and I'm going to do a show.

1:44.9

So everyone's been tested.

1:47.0

Everyone stays in the hotel and goes to the arena.

1:50.5

They actually booked an entire hotel just for this event.

1:54.0

So I'm going to go and I'm going to be at the hotel.

1:57.1

I'm not going to be there 24 hours.

1:59.1

I'm just going in to do the show.

2:02.1

So they say I don't need to get tested, but that may change when I get there. But anyway, I'm going to be live in front of an

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