#286: Find Something New
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 4 August 2020
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
1- 3 Men and a Baby
2- Sacrifice for Dear Leader
3- Demon sex makes me sleepy
4- Please keep your crazy behind the blue line
5- "Everybody hates me." Yeah.
6- President Pelosi 2021
7- $600? No. A few billion here and there? No problem.
8- Sports is back, sort of.
9- She should probably find something new
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Alonzo Vodin. I want to welcome you to episode 286 of my podcast, who's paying attention. |
| 0:22.7 | And I will tell you this, and this is funny. For the long-term listeners, they're probably like, |
| 0:27.9 | wow, you're doing the podcast every week like you're supposed to. I know, I know. This is unusual, |
| 0:33.0 | but I'm home and I figure I'll even try to stick to a schedule. I guess don't worry. I'll |
| 0:39.3 | skip a week or two or do some short ones. Just something to mix it up. But right now, |
| 0:44.2 | we're on a roll. So thank you for listening. The best headline I have seen in a newspaper in a |
| 0:50.7 | long time came from New York and it said, think it was a daily news pretty sure it was |
| 0:56.2 | a daily news not to post three men and a baby and they showed presidents Bush Clinton and |
| 1:05.2 | Obama as the three men and Trump in the corner is the baby of course course, they were talking about John Lewis's funeral. |
| 1:13.7 | Now, again, I'm one who, I'm glad Trump wasn't there. |
| 1:17.8 | I think his presence would have been an insult, but he certainly wasn't invited. |
| 1:22.8 | Bush gave a speech, and you remember W. |
| 1:26.1 | Remember when W was like the president who couldn't talk, |
| 1:30.1 | who made no sense? Now we're listening to him because the bar has been lowered so much. So anyway, |
| 1:36.1 | we had W gave his speech and then Clinton gave his speech. And then of course, the headliner, |
| 1:45.5 | Barack Obama. |
| 1:53.0 | Barack Obama gave a intelligent, moving, eloquent eulogy. |
| 1:58.5 | Here's the thing about listening to Barack Obama. |
| 2:01.4 | And of course, the next day everyone talked about what it was like to hear a real president speak and how much we're reminded. It's almost, I have mixed |
| 2:08.9 | feelings about it. I'd be honest. I mean, it's phenomenal. I love Barack Obama and I especially |
| 2:13.7 | love hearing him speak. But the downside is it reminds us of how low we have sunk |
| 2:21.2 | to listen to this idiot Trump with his, you know, any one of his uninformed, rambling, paranoid, |
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