285-Live From Cobb's-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2015

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

So many treats in this one. Man Frandisco is no joke. We gots stuff on fleek, dirty shares, porn stories, racist neighbors and brows that will be there a LONG TIME (not so much on Fleek, boo). Get at me.

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0:00.0	That's not very nice.
0:17.1	Kind of fits the theme of the show.
0:19.4	It does kind of fit the theme of the show.
0:21.4	It does smell very good.
0:23.4	Oh my god, it smells like garbage.
0:27.0	It smells like garbage.
0:31.0	That's terrible.
0:32.0	Did I eat garbage today?
0:33.0	Do you remember my end garbage?
0:35.0	I forget.
0:36.0	Virginia Beach, Newport News, Norfolk.
0:42.0	I'm coming.
0:44.0	Tomorrow, the 19th of March, but also March 20th, March 21st, and March 22nd.
0:52.0	Oh.
0:53.0	I'm all up in you.
0:55.0	It's really Virginia Beach funny bone.
0:59.0	You're not even saying it right?
1:00.0	Everybody knows.
1:01.0	Virginia Beach.
1:02.0	Yes.
1:04.0	What else is happening?
1:07.0	April 12th, I am at the American Comedy Company, one night only, San Diego, California, San Diego, California, San Diego, Mexico.
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