286-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2015

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

Well, it's now undeniable. Wipegate is taking the world by storm and there's nothing anyone can do to stop it. Shower straight from a brown?! Are you mad? Or maybe you're just TEAMTINA. Wipe like a person first? Are you human? Maybe you're TEAMTOMMY. The listeners, other comics, hell, even Web doctors weigh in on this one. Plus a song that will blow you away dedicated to your mothers! We talk Tommy's taste in (some) white music and a call from OMG Maria that will leave you, well, unsettled? She's bananas.

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0:00.0	14 hours of during Bernadins
0:05.7	Time Hold-It
0:07.2	Welcome train Oh look
0:13.2	Oh
0:19.9	Falling off
0:23.2	Pull him up there, pull him up there, pull him up there
0:26.8	Welcome to your mom's house, your host, Tom Sigouran, Prasvina Pajitsky
0:38.2	Mom, pull up your jeans, pull up your mom's side
0:41.5	Put your reddoffes, dip a little in your whole life blind
0:44.8	Bikes, next up, ground talk, you better wipe down
0:48.0	Don't hesitate to listen to their mummies with the crown
0:51.5	Wipe down, or is there wipe pop pop?
0:54.5	Oh my god, seriously, build up a sailor shot
0:57.5	Oh yeah, and that's good enough, a shot of flaws in my teeth, 28 inch rim
1:03.5	I take the hobby, shining man, I'm yes, what?
1:06.5	Just part of what's the deal man, all I know, what?
1:10.5	Hey buddy, guess who it is, man it be top, dope, spreading knowledge, all about the shit
1:16.5	Mommy, T and Mommy, see, likes another girl, there's guests watching, let's and talking shit
1:21.5	The mommy is the best, but I want to say this once we both are show, man, Mommy's the life, fuck me and I'm rock, go
1:29.5	One of the all time classics, classic denim, classic denim for sure, I love that song
1:49.5	Yeah, a lot of it, let's plum, if the your mom's house, welcome to your mom's house, it's a good one
1:57.5	Best, thank you plum, thank you everybody for just always respecting your denim
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