284-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2015

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

When you're sitting in a meeting it's nice when someone brings you a coffee or farts loudly in to a microphone. It's funny. It just is. What's not funny? Stepping in dog doo-doo at 4:30 in the AM, tracking it into bed and then realizing your sleeping in poo. It's awful. We got that new fire for you (hip kid slang) and we break down the "secret enemy." Is there one in your life? Grandma has pipes and sings about that Coco and a black dude yells a LOT at a white dude to wipe that s**t down (his car). Plus Tina's voicemails are getting crazier and we think we have a plausible theory about them. We also play a classic bit from an oldie but goodie. Can you believe Tina takes Brown in to the shower?!?!?!?!

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is what I'm talking about important stuff at the top
0:21.8	The smart guys they throw their
0:24.7	You hear me? Yeah, oh yeah, are you hearing me? Yeah, the guys that are smart they throw their name
0:35.6	In the file
0:39.1	So you don't have to go searching for it when you play it. I like this
0:48.7	I know this is Austin Maddox. Oh
0:51.2	And this song is called Hawaii. I love it. It's like a different jam for us. I'm back.
0:57.3	Oh, but I remember when we went to Hawaii and everyone talked like that. Yeah, Hawaii. The night
1:04.1	La nae
1:05.6	It's Wednesday. It's March 11th and if you're doing your duty
1:09.8	Which is listen to this show first thing first thing when you wake up
1:12.9	You said you know that I will be at the Ventura Harbor Comedy Club Ventura, California
1:20.4	I haven't been there in years. I'm really excited to go back
1:25.3	It should be a lot of fun
1:27.5	This is a great place to see a stand-up if you live in Camarillo, Ohai, Oxnard
1:36.0	Santa Barbara
1:37.5	Monocito, Olive Ventura County
1:41.2	It's a special night special show and the great one and only full charge Matt full show will be with me
1:47.6	Oh, it's gonna be fun. It's gonna be a fun show. Hope you can make it man-fran disco sand-fran disco
1:54.6	San Francisco
1:56.9	The mommies are coming live
2:00.3	Up to see you to do the podcast live in your face
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