Regular regular, regular, regular features.

Regular, regular, regular features. Regular, regular features, regular features show. Hello. Hello and welcome to regular features. The podcast. Where is the... Joe! Why do you get the boomerang between each other? Because we had rhythm and you broke that rhythm. I was going to rhythm up, but he catch on it in. Let's start doing it again. Let's start doing it again. No. We can do this.

I don't want could jump in.

Let's start doing it again. Let's start doing it again. We can do this. I don't want to be in. Clockwise, clockwise. Everyone gets five seconds. Whichwise clocks go. Hey, hop, and welcome to regular features. The podcast that's all about... Being the same every week, though. we are steadfast in our resolutions never to change and just cling orderly to the format that we have chosen for ourselves.

Keep up the rhythm. It's like jazz.

And now we are jazz musicians. Why did you say jazz? You put jazz into head, you bastard.

My name is Matt. I'm joined by Joe.

Hello. Log. Hey, hope.

And nobody else.

We have a confession to make before we start the podcast this week.

Last week. And we've never done anything like this before.

But in last week's podcast, we did make up some stuff.

It was bakery.

It was a bit of fiction.

And we are not, in fact, mostly dead.

Joe, as you may have gathered, is not actually dead.

Hello.

He was not eaten by Gav.

It was theater.

It was just, it was lies.

And I want to apologize for that.

And in my bits, there were some points at which I actually sounded camp,

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