283: The Beasts From the Easts

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2018

⏱️ 35 minutes

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The boys are trapped! The snow has absolutely done them in but we've got emergency tape broadcasts from all of them(except Joe, who is dead) Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/regularfeatures Next Live Show April 9th: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507

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0:00.0	Regular regular regular features
0:02.0	A regular regular regular features
0:04.0	A regular regular features
0:06.0	A regular features
0:07.0	Hello and welcome to regular features
0:10.0	It's snowing
0:11.0	Oh Jesus
0:13.0	I'm up to my balls and knees in snow
0:16.0	Snow warning
0:17.0	It is snow warning from me
0:20.0	It's snow warnings from me. It's snow warnings from me neither. It's cold as hell outside.
0:25.3	It's unbelievable. The UK has been racked head to toe in what can only be described as snow.
0:30.8	Beast from the east. The wind chill factor bringing about temperatures of anything up to or down to minus 15 degrees.
0:40.3	Yeah, the Toronto snow bomb has whacked into the side of London with full of plumb, and we are
0:46.2	trapped.
0:47.3	The audio, you'll notice, of course, will sound dramatically different this week because me and Steve
0:51.3	are indeed in the regular features snow bunker.
0:53.9	We are snowed in. We are four stories below sea level and indeed four stories beneath the
1:00.6	carnage that is unfolding and the surface above us. The last I saw people were literally just
1:06.3	pulling each other's limbs off for warmth, I think. Like, they've seen that scene in the original Star Wars
1:12.6	where somebody cuts open a taunton and sleeps in it.
1:16.6	Taunton, I think I've picked a taunton. Yeah. Is it in Kent? I believe, yeah.
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