Hi, it's Alonzo Bowden. I want to welcome you to episode 283 of my podcast, Who's Paying Attention?

You guys are, and I really appreciate it. I'd also really appreciate you buying a ticket to my show at the Nowhere Comedy Club this Sunday night, July 19th, at 6 p.m.

6 p.m. Pacific, 9 oclock Eastern nowhere comedy club.com. Okay,

shameless promo done. I tell you over and over that I cannot keep up with the news cycle.

I just leave for five minutes and something else happens. I'll tell you, I tell you how I do

my podcast. Okay, during the, in the course of the week, I highlight certain articles. I read. I have,

you know, a couple of news feeds on my flipboard app and, you some things are funny some interesting some sad whatever

I picked these out and then from there I pick articles that I want to talk about in the podcast

and it's pretty simple but it's how I do it and you know I mean I did it this this morning

earlier this afternoon I did it this morning, earlier this afternoon.

I did my outline.

And then I said, I got to run a couple of errands.

I got to get to the bank before the bank closes, blah, blah, blah.

Yes, I did have to go inside the bank.

I take chances.

I live on the edge.

I enjoy walking into banks wearing a mask, to be honest. It's just kind of

fun for me. Anyway, I come back, and there's already another article more ridiculous than the

ridiculous article I had planned to start with. So the ridiculous article I had planned to start with

was Donald Trump retweeting Chuck Woolrie.

That's right. Chuck Woolry, the game show host, he was retweeting him to, to battle Dr.

Fauci, Dr. Fauci, okay, doctor versus game show host. He was going with the game show host. And I'm like, well, there's my opening. There's my opening. No, because I left and I came back and now there's a new opening. Donald Trump started out with the lie he's been sticking to. We have one of the lowest mortality rates anywhere. Now,

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