Boys, I'm so tired.

Stephen, you're right.

You look like you're asleep.

I'm a sleepy boy.

Yeah.

You're upside down.

You rode here whilst asleep on a Vespa.

I had my electric scooter bike, boy, scooter bike.

It's a boy bike.

I love that you've invested so much love in that little bike that you've already calling it, your boy.

He's my little scooter boy. He's my little silver scooter boy. He is my little scooter boy. I am the very pleased man on a little silver scooter boy. I am the very policeman. Pleased man. Oh, I see. There's not much between a policeman and a pleased man. That's very true. Providing you're beating up people.

Oh, shit.

Political commentary.

Look, we haven't, we haven't said what this is.

This is the regular features podcast.

It's the podcast that's the same every single week.

Every week.

Stephen, what have you brought with your sleepy face to the podcast this week?

Well, as I alluded to when I referenced my scooter boy,

I've been riding around on an electric moped scooter boy for me.

Scooter boy for me.

And scooting hither.

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