The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.

This podcast is entitled, Jeddies.

It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

Welcome to episode one.

What's up, everybody?

Welcome to Jeddyes.

And like straight up, we're some Jedi's. And we're just here chilling at the Star Wars

Cantina, kicking back a few pints of Banta Blood Fizz. We're off that Rylothian Yerp. We're

feeling good. We're ready to dish on all things Jedi. And you know how it is. I mean, we're in a

galaxy that's very far away. And it's long long time ago it's like 2004 right now

basically and like jeddies are going crazy right now anyway i guess we should introduce ourselves

uh misa darth hondo

he's goddh damn no i'm saying well basically you know me sir darth hondo he's a dabe dode and he's a tanning sperm what's up boy

it's your boy sperm yeah why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself dap well? Well, for those who can't understand the language he is speaking, this is Darth Hondo.

I'm Dap Doed, and this is Tannen Sperm.

We're three Jedi, just, you know, cutting up

baddies, finding kids who got crazy midaclorians, and, you know, maybe getting some Twilac

action.

Oh, yeah, man.

I always look forward to the Twilac accent.

I mean, I tell you what, man, something about those weird aliens, you know, coming from, and, you know, I don't want

to sound as being insensitive. I'm a very weird alien myself. Uh, uh, one of the weirdest. I'd say

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